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The essence of all drama is conflict and in panto it's the goodies against the baddies.
BADDIES ARE VITAL!

From The Ousting of the Ogre Bogle
IGOR: (SINGS:)
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THE WRONG IDEA
TO LOOK ON ME AND QUAKE WITH FEAR
COS I FIND YOU SO VERY SWEET
I MEAN, YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT!

I LIKE CHILDREN
PREF'RABLY FRIED
I LIKE CHILDREN
INSIDE MY INSIDE
I LIKE CHILDREN
FOR TEA OR FOR LUNCH
SOMETHING TO MUNCH
I LIKE CHILDREN
TURNED ON A SPIT
TOASTED, BOILED
ROASTED, BROILED
DICED IN BATTER OR SLICED IN OIL
YES I LIKE CHILDREN
EV'RY LITTLE BIT!
  
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