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Some Reviews..

The Ousting of the Ogre Bogle - Best Pantomime, Bristol Evening Post

Jack and the Beansprout - Award for Outstanding New Lyrics: Cornwall Rural Community Council

Aladdin: There are quite a few new pantomimes around nowadays but very few have such originality as this one.
Gerry Parker -
Bristol Rose Bowl Awards

Babes in the Wood: Altogether a triumph for all concerned: Mid Cornwall Advertiser.

Babes in the Wood: A wonderful example of a village pantomime tailored to the skill and availability of the performers: Cornwall Drama Association.

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BROKER'S MEN:

 
In "Cinderella" it's the Broker's Men, in "Aladdin", the Chinese Policemen.

From Aladdin
Brokers Men
ENTER PING AND PONG, THE POLICE FORCE.
PING: Make way, may way-
PONG: Make way, make way-
PING: Their holy highnesses
PONG: Their highly honesses
BYSTANDER: Who?
PONG: Their hayley hugh-nesses
PING: Holy highnesses!
PONG: Harley haynesses-
PING: (NOSE TO NOSE WITH PONG) Holy
PONG: Holy
PING: Hi-
PONG: Hi-
PING: Ness
PONG: Ness
PING: Holy highness-
PONG: (SINGS) Hari hona- Hari Krishna- Krishna hari-
PING: Excuse my idiot, he's a friend- hello, everybody. We are the Imperial police force, I am formally known as Sergeant Table
PONG: And I'm Constable Tennis
PING: But we're better known as Ping
PONG: And Pong.
PING: We are the visible symbols- (CYMBALS CRASH- TO PIT)-Symbols- with an 'S'- of the Holy Chinese Empire-
PONG: (PRODUCES A MAP FULL OF HOLES) The Hole-y Chinese Empire (BOOM BOOM ON DRUM)
PING: Figures of dread respect and complete authority! (PONG IS PICKING HIS NOSE) Don't eat it!
  Content Tony Cottrell, Pantos Direct

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