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Puss in BootsOLD JOKES:

 


Sometimes, the pantomime animal speaks; but not even their jokes are particularly new.

From Puss in Boots

ARTHUR THE CAT GOES ROUND KISSING ALL THE GIRLS IN THE CHORUS:

VILLAGERS: Arthur! Stoppit!
ARTHUR: But Jack says if I do this, he'll organise some extra tuition for me in Vetinary science!
VILLAGER: You what?
ARTHUR: Yes, he said, if I carried on like that, he'd take me to the vet and have me tutored. At least I think that was what he said!
  
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